Drew

When things get complicated — legally, personally, situationally — Drew is the first call I make. That's about as high a compliment as I know how to give somebody.

Drew Haggard has been my attorney and my best friend since college, which means he's had a front-row seat to some genuinely questionable decisions over the years. He usually keeps his opinions to himself until asked. Then he tells you exactly what he thinks, and he's usually right, which is why you ask him.

He was not a fan of the Amber situation. He told me so. Then he met Amber and I could tell his objections were getting harder to sustain. He didn't say that — Drew is too controlled to let you win that easily — but I noticed.

When I needed legal guidance on the Z Company warranty dispute, Drew was the one who walked me through it. The honest advice was that suing a sex robot company for product liability was a bad idea for reasons that had nothing to do with the law, and that the smarter play was the indirect route. He was right about that too. He usually is.

He got divorced not long before all of this. I won't get into the details because they're his to share, not mine. By the Christmas party he'd moved on in the way that lawyers usually do — new girlfriend, good looking, the kind of entrance that lets everybody in the room know things are going fine.

When things get complicated — legally, personally, situationally — Drew is the first call I make. That's about as high a compliment as I know how to give somebody.

Drew
Drew

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